so classes; college i mean, started this week.my first class was mechanics. upon entering the class I was greeted with the phrase "welcome to the conspiracy?!" conspiracy? i was a kinda shockedd! i was told that i was joining a profession. that professor then continued to explain to us that all a profession is, is one giant conspiracy against lay people.a profession is something full of esoteric knowledge that serves no other point than to keep lay-people from understanding what was going on.aaaah whateva. . . i dont care! further i was told that mechanics, or rather the whole engg subjects and all is that esoteric knowledge and that a whole semester is there to look forward to aquire this knowledge.
Let me tell you .... it feels great to be part of a conspiracy. Esoteric knowledgeeee(jayan style ;)). .. . here I come!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
bond, james bond!
Got this joke in a mail forward...maybe some of u must have seen this earlier or something...but seeing it i cudnt stop myself laughing hard. . ! :lol:so i thought i would post it here.
Once it so happened on a flight that James Bond was sitting beside SRI LANKAN bowler Chaminda Vaas .Both were travelling to lanka.
Vaas: "Hello, May I know your good name please?"
James Bond : "My name's Bond..(smiles and then says).... James Bond." (in his usual style..)
James Bond: "And you?"
Vaas: "I am Vaas...
Chaminda Vaas...
Joseph Chaminda Vaas...
Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas...
Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas....
Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas....
bond faints!
Once it so happened on a flight that James Bond was sitting beside SRI LANKAN bowler Chaminda Vaas .Both were travelling to lanka.
Vaas: "Hello, May I know your good name please?"
James Bond : "My name's Bond..(smiles and then says).... James Bond." (in his usual style..)
James Bond: "And you?"
Vaas: "I am Vaas...
Chaminda Vaas...
Joseph Chaminda Vaas...
Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas...
Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas....
Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas....
bond faints!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
-untitled-
PS-I didn’t win the lottery :|.so my plan to take over the blogsphere has been temporarily postponed!
after six months or so of insufferable boredom i had to go through after the entrances finally today I went to my college to secure my admission there.actually we(me and my dad) were asked to reach there by 9 am but then we thought we would reach there by some 8 30 or so,so that we would be the first there and so could return early.now that was my idea...wah wah...wat an idea!we reached there around some 8 40 and found no one there and so my dad congragulated me on my wonderful idea.we approached a help desk kept somewhere in the campus and that guy asked us to write our name in a book there and so we opened the book!...damn 25 students have already come and are waiting in some class room!!shit...we are 26th!aah anyway noting could be done and so we too joined the huge battalion in the class...i found some "colors" in the class and my eyes seemed to be fixed there.anyways after some 2.5 hours of waiting finally we were called...happily we went into the principals room...
a lady checked all our documents and stuff.she smiled at us..."aaah so everything must be fine" we thought...said that there is some prob with the receipt from the banK!she said that we only have a round seal in our receipt and must have another rectangular seal too!wtf?the shape?damn...so my dad asked her as to what should be done next.the answer was quite simple;just go to the bank get a rectangular seal below the round one and return!now the bank in which we paid the fees was like some 35 kms from the college.but then we could do nothing about that and so we decided to leave.just then the next guy;the 28th one asked us the matter and so we said we dint have that rectangular seal or something.now this guy checked his receipt.he had the rectangular seal,no round one.he was called...went in...returned!he was asked to get the round seal and return!!now this guy came from malappuram or somewhere and so practically it seemed to be impossible to get the seal and return today.(malappuram is some 10 hours from tvm or something!)he was totally fucked up,without the slightest idea as to what should be done next!now the next one who went in also returned saying that he only had the round one and so should get the rect. one !
the crowd seemed to be expanding minute by minute and after some 30 mins 27 people were standing and discussing..then someone called the ent comm. or something and finally after some 2 hours there came an announcement that the seal dosent matter and so -everything solved-.
we then came out the principals room and paid some cautn dep ,pta fund,placement guidance fund and all and we were about to return when some chettanmars came to me and said" dae give 50 rupees and join sfi"! i tried to extricate myself from them but then had no other choice(ksu or sfi) ,now both are all the same to me, and so i joined sfi!(hehe) they guranteed me to save me from all sorts of ragging and all....lets wait and see....tomo marks the beginning for me, the beginning of a new era(my college will open tomo)! :)
after six months or so of insufferable boredom i had to go through after the entrances finally today I went to my college to secure my admission there.actually we(me and my dad) were asked to reach there by 9 am but then we thought we would reach there by some 8 30 or so,so that we would be the first there and so could return early.now that was my idea...wah wah...wat an idea!we reached there around some 8 40 and found no one there and so my dad congragulated me on my wonderful idea.we approached a help desk kept somewhere in the campus and that guy asked us to write our name in a book there and so we opened the book!...damn 25 students have already come and are waiting in some class room!!shit...we are 26th!aah anyway noting could be done and so we too joined the huge battalion in the class...i found some "colors" in the class and my eyes seemed to be fixed there.anyways after some 2.5 hours of waiting finally we were called...happily we went into the principals room...
a lady checked all our documents and stuff.she smiled at us..."aaah so everything must be fine" we thought...said that there is some prob with the receipt from the banK!she said that we only have a round seal in our receipt and must have another rectangular seal too!wtf?the shape?damn...so my dad asked her as to what should be done next.the answer was quite simple;just go to the bank get a rectangular seal below the round one and return!now the bank in which we paid the fees was like some 35 kms from the college.but then we could do nothing about that and so we decided to leave.just then the next guy;the 28th one asked us the matter and so we said we dint have that rectangular seal or something.now this guy checked his receipt.he had the rectangular seal,no round one.he was called...went in...returned!he was asked to get the round seal and return!!now this guy came from malappuram or somewhere and so practically it seemed to be impossible to get the seal and return today.(malappuram is some 10 hours from tvm or something!)he was totally fucked up,without the slightest idea as to what should be done next!now the next one who went in also returned saying that he only had the round one and so should get the rect. one !
the crowd seemed to be expanding minute by minute and after some 30 mins 27 people were standing and discussing..then someone called the ent comm. or something and finally after some 2 hours there came an announcement that the seal dosent matter and so -everything solved-.
we then came out the principals room and paid some cautn dep ,pta fund,placement guidance fund and all and we were about to return when some chettanmars came to me and said" dae give 50 rupees and join sfi"! i tried to extricate myself from them but then had no other choice(ksu or sfi) ,now both are all the same to me, and so i joined sfi!(hehe) they guranteed me to save me from all sorts of ragging and all....lets wait and see....tomo marks the beginning for me, the beginning of a new era(my college will open tomo)! :)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
short
nothing much to write about today. things seemed to have slowed down to its usual pace after the govt counselling and stuff. but usually such lull fortells unexpected things in the future( i hope so). there are plenty of oppurtunities for it to happen in this week as my college will start on 5th (coming friday).
well as the saying goes...expecting the unexpected.
let this be a short log entry for a change.
well as the saying goes...expecting the unexpected.
let this be a short log entry for a change.
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